Tim: Shaving equipment has really come a long way over the years.
Al: That's right. Today we have a lot of things to choose from. We have double-edged, swivel head, disposable, and a wide array of electric shavers.
Tim: But for the purist, nothing beats the cut of a straight edge. Right, Al?
Al: That's right.
Tim: Look out! My thumb! Oh, my God! Just kidding. Today we're gonna show how close it shaves by shaving Al's beard. Right, Al?
Al: I don't think so, Tim. I've grown rather fond of this beard.
Tim: You call it a beard. I call it a runway for Fritos.