Al: Well, Father, I was trying to explain to Tim exactly what a piscina is. Would you care to elaborate?
Mike Webber: It's a sink.
Tim: [mocking] Na-na-na-na-na.
Mike Webber: The difference is, it's a sink that's been blessed.
Tim: So, you need to find a blessed plumber. That's hard. "Oh, Father, forgive me. I've overcharged. Your trap wasn't stuck at all."
Mike Webber: You don't need a plumber, actually, Tim. You see, it's a very simple concept. It's a basin, with a pipe that goes directly into the ground so that the sacred fluids go right back into the earth. The piscina is a thousand year old tradition in the church and it's symbolic of many wondrous miracles.
Al: Thank you, Father. [mocking] Na-na-na-na-na.
Mike Webber: The most wonderful miracle is, it's so simple to install, even you can't destroy it. [Al snorts]