Quote from Tim in Clash of the Taylors
Randy: Dad, it's right on the printout. Tim: You know, just because you read it on the Internet does not make it true. You want to find the facts? Let's go right to the horse's mouth. I'll set up an interview with Bud Harper. Randy: Dad, you really think the president of Binford's gonna want to meet with a high-school kid? Tim: Maybe I'll remind him the high-school kid's father is Binford's biggest TV star. Jill: Who just spent a whole week inventing the world's stupidest potato peeler.