Jill: Look, Tim, if you don't set a good example for the boys, how are they gonna have healthy relationships with women?
Tim: 'Cause we have a healthy relationship.
Jill: Only if I "force" you to.
Tim: I can't help how I am. Men have a chromosome you women don't have. The "Y" chromosome. As in "Y" do I have to talk about the relationship?
Jill: And "Y" do I have to put up with this?
Tim: You know why? Because men are men. No matter how much you want to do it, you can't turn men into women, it can't be done. Well, it can be. But it's very expensive. And you still end up with an Adam's apple and big hands.