Jill: You're implying that all the housework is... is my responsibility! Except, occasionally, when you grace me with your help!
Tim: I didn't say that. You may do more housework, but I do yard work to help you out. I work on the cars to help you out.
Jill: You work on the cars to help me out?
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Well, thank you. Because, you know, my life is gonna be so much easier when the hot rod has six-to-one compression.
Tim: Actually, it'll have eight-to-one.