Quote from Tim in Insult to Injury
[dream sequence:] Tim: I was supposed to take Mark to the air show tomorrow. I really disappointed him. Wilson: Mmm. Tim: Thinking about myself. Selfish me. I'm always thinking about myself. Wilson: And that is exactly who you should be thinking about. Look out for number one, I always say. Tim: You never say that. Wilson: I've never done brain surgery either. [laughs] Tim: Wait a minute. This is a dream. That's what this is. Silly me. But, what am I gonna do about Mark? Wilson: Well, I don't know, figure out something quick because by the time I'm done, odds are you're not gonna know who Mark is! Tim: [cry of agony] Wilson: Oh, Tim, relax. It isn't like it's brain surgery. Wait a second! It is! [maniacal laughter]