Wilson: Let's face it. [sighs] I'm never gonna be one of the guys. I'm just gonna be hopelessly pompous and out of touch with reality.
Tim: It's about that review again, isn't it? He didn't know what he was talking about. A lot of people liked your show.
Wilson: But Tim, you don't understand. He didn't just criticize my show, he criticized my life, who I am.
Tim: Aw, come on, Wilson! I've known you what, 15 years? And sure you're a little different, you know. But you've always been really comfortable with who you are. Huh?
Wilson: Well, just up until that review, I thought my idiosyncrasies had some value.
Tim: Well, they do have value. You know, what happened here is you went out on a limb. You put your life on the line, the battle zone. You're on the stage. You gave it your all. And, you know, so what? You got hammered.
Wilson: You ever been hammered on Tool Time?
Tim: Well, this once I got too close to some shellac and...