Quote from Wilson in Wilson's World
Tim: Hey, guys! What are you doing with that stuff? Wilson: Attention, Value Club shoppers. I have just discovered the joy of buying in bulk. Brad: Wilson practically bought out the entire store. Mark: He bought a gross of toilet paper. Wilson: Ah! And I brought you some. Tim: Oh, that's three-ply. We couldn't possibly accept that. Wilson: Well, I insist. You know, I never realized how much easier it is to buy toilet paper than make it. Jill: But you love making toilet paper.