Quote from Randy in A Funny Valentine
Randy: Well, I just got 40 bucks richer. I found Dad's gift for Mom. Mark: Ooh, what is it? Randy: It's a locket with a picture of... ...Brad? Brad: What are you guys doing? That's my Valentine's gift for Angela! Randy: But if we put a picture of Mom in there and tell Dad it's his gift, we can split the 40 bucks. Brad: What happens to me and Angela? Mark: Not our problem. Tim: [enters] Hey, guys! Anybody find Mom's Valentine's gift? Randy: Well, we would have if Brad wasn't so selfish.