Randy: Hey, Lauren. I've been looking all over for you. So did you hear what I did to Alan Bishop?
Lauren: Yeah, I heard.
Randy: Pretty cool, huh?
Lauren: Well, that depends on your definition of "cool."
Randy: Well, I guess I should have asked you this before, but what is your definition of "cool?"
Lauren: Well, it's not somebody who goes out and punches some guy just to prove how tough he is.
Randy: Well, it wasn't really a punch. You know, I mean, it was more of a tap. A nudge, really.
Lauren: Randy, why would you do something like that?
Randy: Well, I saw you and your friends reading the paper and laughing at me, and I just didn't want you to think I was a wimp.
Lauren: Randy, we weren't laughing at Alan Bishop's stupid column. We were laughing at a funny line you wrote in our article.
Randy: So then you never thought I was a wimp?
Lauren: No, but now I think you're a jerk.
[After Lauren walks away, Randy once again climbs in his own locker]