Tim: Hi, everybody. Hello, studio audience. Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course, you all know my assistant, Al Borland. [crowd cheers] We have a great show for you today.
Al: That's right. We're gonna be showing you some tools being created down at Binford's research and development lab.
Tim: By scientists who work around the clock, ignoring both time and personal hygiene.
Al: Let's give a warm Tool Time welcome to Binford's own A.J. Sanderson! [crowd cheers]
Tim: A.J. You haven't been down here in a while. You're looking good. That hygiene quip was a joke.
A.J. Sanderson: I know that, Tim. You know, the thing about us is we both have a great sense of humor.
Tim: Now, you laugh, but I'm not kidding. A.J. has the best sense of humor of anyone down at R&D. I'll tell you right now.
A.J. Sanderson: What can I say? It's a gift.