Jill: I'm so proud of Randy for telling Lauren how he felt.
Tim: Yeah, they're still friends. Which means she still might stop over and help me work on the car. You know, if I had known a girl could turn out like Lauren I might have tried for a daughter.
Jill: I've always told you how much fun it would be to have a girl around the house.
Tim: Spoil her and buy her little girly things.
Jill: That's so sweet. What would you buy for her?
Tim: Oh, a little pink ratchet set. A soft, cuddly, little stuffed muscle car. Baby's first tire iron.
Jill: And what would you do when your adorable little girl started dating guys like Jason?
Tim: Well, that's what the tire iron's for.