Brad: Look, Dad, I know all about safe sex. There's nothing to worry about.
Tim: If you're having sex in high school there is something to worry about.
Brad: Dad, I'm not having sex. Not with Angela, not with anybody.
Tim: I know that. That's good. Of course not.
Brad: So, Dad, how old were you your first time?
Tim: What? Uh... 37.
Brad: I thought you wanted to have a real talk.
Tim: Well, I was a few years older than you. But I was still way too young. I knew nothing about women.
Brad: You didn't?
Tim: No, I knew the mechanics of it and everything. But I didn't realize how much responsibility was involved in having an intimate relationship with girls.
Brad: Wow. I never heard you talk like this before.
Tim: Well, it's kind of hard for me to talk about stuff like this with you. It's hard for me to talk about stuff like this with Mom. But we opened a line of communication and I want to keep it that way. This makes me feel real good, okay?