Quote from Tim in Shopping Around
Antonio: Sir, would you care to see our wine list? Tim: You bet I would. Antonio: Perhaps I can interest you in the Brunello di Malticino? Tim: Is that the price per bottle or for the vineyard? Antonio: Perhaps you'd be interested in something a little more modest? Tim: Maybe with a twist-off. Antonio: In that case, may I offer you a soda? We have a root beer that's quite amusing. Tim: And a waiter who's not. How about just two nice glasses of your house white? Antonio: Very good, sir.