Tim: You know, Mom, whatever you and Art are doing - which I don't want to know... I'm happy.
Lucille: I really appreciate that, Tim.
Tim: You know, it's just too bad that you couldn't have dated him in high school. I would have gotten better grades. Come to think of it, you should have dated my Math and English teachers.
Lucille: Your Math teacher was a woman.
Tim: Well, if you really loved me, that wouldn't make a difference, would it?