Wilson: Well, greetings, my teenage troupe. Does everybody have your kitchen utensil?
Kids: Yeah.
Wilson: Well, I want you to bring them over here, I want you to toss them in this box, and then I want you to forget about them.
Randy: Wilson, you're not making any sense.
Wilson: Well, your father told me that my overzealous pedagogy would only extinguish your Elizabethan exuberance.
Randy: My dad said that?
Wilson: Actually, he said I was being a jackass.
Randy: That's Dad.