Randy: "Farewell, farewell! One kiss, and I'll descend."
Jill: "Art thou gone so? love, lord, ay, husband, friend! I must hear from thee every day in the hour, for in a minute there are many days." Ohh!
Randy: Mom, do you think your Juliet might be a bit over the top?
Jill: Look, acting is all about passion! You have to convey the passion to the back row of the theater!
Randy: Well, with acting like that, you don't have to worry about the back row. The whole theater'll be empty.