Tim: Can I talk to you about your bowling?
Jill: I am bowling the best game of my life. Isn't it great?
Tim: It is. Can you stop?
Jill: What?
Tim: Well, apparently, Bud is a bad loser. He holds a grudge.
Jill: So, you want me to throw the best game of my life because Bud is a sore loser?
Tim: You used to do it with the boys when you played go fish.
Jill: When they were five!