Quote from Tim in The Vasectomy One
Jill: Tim, Tim, Tim, wait, wait, wait. Um... My husband, I think, is just concerned about how this is gonna affect his performance. Tim: Honey! [chuckles] Let me handle this. You see, I put on a good show. And I just want to make sure the curtain doesn't come down in the middle of the first act. Dr. Kaplan: This will not in any way affect your sexual function. We simply cut off the flow of sperm... Tim: Oh, boy. Dr. Kaplan: To prevent it from entering the seminal stream. Tim: Mmm-hmm. So, I'm fishing without bait now. Dr. Kaplan: No bait.