Al: Well, are you ready for a carefree, wild weekend?
Mark: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Al: I thought we would... Don't touch that. Your dad already broke it. You know, I thought maybe we'd start off with a rousing game of... Parcheesi! Huh? Winner gets a fat-free fig bar.
Randy: What a treat for three fig lovers like us!
Al: Oh, not to worry. I got a consolation prize - low-sodium rice cakes.
Brad: This is great. Mom and Dad get to go to California, and we get figs and rice.
Al: OK, I see what it is. You guys are feeling a little left out. Huh? Yeah, well, I know what it feels like to be left out. When I was your age, my folks left me when they went off to the Amish country. I remained bitter for years.
Randy: Well, you got over it, right?
Al: Rather not talk about it.