Quote from Tim in Oh, Brother
Tim: OK, now, let's say your wife's a little ticked at ya because instead of fixing the stove, you blew it up. She's wandering around the house saying, [feminine voice] "What are we gonna do now? Poach the fish in what, you lunkhead? What am I gonna do?" Al: [feminine voice] "I have a 12-pound fish and it's all gonna go to waste." [off Tim's look] What? I don't do a woman's voice as well as you? Tim: No. You do it a little too well. Al: Our point is, the resourceful tool man doesn't need a working stove to make a delicious meal. Tim: Exactly, Al. All you need is heat and steam. And what better way to use that than in the dishwasher? Heidi: Here's your fresh piece of salmon, Tim. Tim: Thank you, Heidi. Aah! There's a piece of fish! I'm gonna season my fish with a little dill. Fold the tinfoil around it, and set it on the top shelf in the dishwasher. Al: Making sure to hit the dry cycle. And in 25 minutes, you have a perfectly poached fish. Tim: Fortunately, We don't have to wait that long. We have a fish in there. When it's done, we'll pull it out. [bell dings] There it is. You hungry, Al? Al: I'm famished. Tim: All right! [audience groans as Tim opens the dishwasher] Al: Did you hit dry cycle? Tim: Oh, I went with the pot scrubber.