Quote from Tim in Oh, Brother
Tim: Welcome back to a new segment here on Tool Time - The Resourceful Tool Man. Al: Where we show you how a tool man can be... resourceful. Tim: And redundant. Al: Today the resourceful tool man goes to the kitchen. Now, say you have a hankering for cheese and crackers. Tim: But every knife in your house is filthy. And your wife's not there to wash them. So what are you gonna do? Al: You could clean one yourself. Tim: Al, I'll do the jokes. Al: Or you could run upstairs to the bathroom and get some trusty dental floss. Tim: Heidi, my dental floss, please. Heidi: Here you are, Tim. Tim: Thank you. Heidi: You're welcome. Tim: Use unwaxed for your softer cheeses. Al: That's right. And waxed for your cheddars and Gouda. Tim: Nobody cuts the cheese like Al.