Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Tim: This is just great. Stuck here in the airport, and Jill's gift is in Kinross. Is there any place I can look for a book here? Clerk: We have some books in our gift shop. Tim: And the gift shop would be...? [The clerk turns around the "Pilgrim Car Rental" sign to reveal a sign for the "Gift Shop"] Tim: OK, can I see some of your books? Clerk: Sorry. We're closed for the holidays. [flips over a sign saying "Closed"]