Tim: Excuse me. Could you tell us where the main terminal is?
Clerk: Take two giant steps forward.
Al: Is there still a chance we can make it to Kinross?
Clerk: I don't see how. There'll be no more flights in or out until the storm's over.
Al: But this is an emergency!
Clerk: Ah, the hospital has a special helicopter. What's the emergency?
Al: We're leading an elf parade.
Clerk: Try me again when you're donating a kidney.