Quote from Tim in That's My Momma
Marty: Man, can you believe Mom winning 500 bucks in Vegas? Tim: Mom went to Vegas? Marty: Yeah, she went with that travel group she's in. Tim: Mom's in a travel group? Marty: The one she went to Ireland with. Tim: Oh, yeah. Mom went to Ireland? Marty: Do you ever talk to Mom? Tim: Yeah, we talk every Sunday. We just don't waste time yakking about the small stuff. Marty: Yeah. You only yak about the big stuff, like what she had for dinner and the weather. Tim: Roast beef, partly cloudy. Marty: Guess that explains why I'm her favorite. Tim: Oh, get out. I'm closer to Mom than you'll ever be. Marty: Oh, yeah? I guess we'll just ask her when she comes next week. Tim: OK, Marty, we sure will. Mom's coming next week?