Jill: I can't believe it, either. They barely acknowledge me going back to school. Now they're sending you flowers?
Tim: Come on, Jill. They're just proud of my accomplishments.
Jill: Accomplishments?
Tim: Well, yeah. You know, I teach people from all walks of life the complexities of tool usage in an ever-changing world. I believe I've actually bridged the gap between the world of hardware and academia.
Jill: Now you just need to bridge the gap between fantasy and reality.