Al: If you're like me and you have a problem with space, well, you can't do better than the Binford 6100 telescopic ladder.
Tim: If you're like Al, you'll need more than a ladder to solve your problems.
Al: The beauty of this ladder is that, closed, it's only 2 1/2 feet tall.
Tim: Yet, with a simple tug, it expands to 12 1/2 feet. You just pull... Oh, this is jammed or something, Al. [Al easily expands the ladder] I'll just climb up there and show you how sturdy this is. The Binford telescopic ladder, just as supportive-
Al: Tim, you might wanna watch the...
Tim: Could I finish, Al?
Al: I just want you to be careful so you don't- [Tim screams as the ladder flips over the wall] The Binford 6100 telescopic ladder.
Tim: Perfectly safe for those of you who take the time to read the safety instructions.