Al: Welcome to "Gadget Corner."
Tim: We're going to show you products to make you go, "Wow," and your wife go, "How are we gonna pay for this stuff?!"
Al: Actually, Tim, today's products are something any woman would love to have in her home. And to demonstrate that for us is Tool Time's very own gadget expert, June Palmer.
Tim: Always nice to have you here, June.
June: Really? How come I haven't been on the show for four years?
Tim: Budget problems. But we got it worked out. Al's gonna take a cut in pay.
Al: My pay couldn't get any lower.
Al: So, June, what have you got for us today?
June: Well, first up we have a "Suck-A-Bug."
Tim: Four years and the best you can come up with is "Suck-A-Bug"?
June: It's an easy way to get rid of those annoying pests. [points it at Tim] Oh, I see you have a bug over here. You just turn it on... And bye-bye, buggie!
Tim: Hey! That's pretty cool, actually. Rechargable, one-piece styrene. I like that, Al. Look at that! No more pests. And this little device down here? What's that supposed to do? [shoots the squished bug onto Al's forehead]