Tim: Today we're going to meet the man who services these bad boys. If you think your job stinks, wait till you meet this guy. Premier Porta-Potti popper Frank Dougan. Come on out, Frank.
Frank: How you doin', Tim? [Tim doesn't shake Frank's hand] I get that a lot, you know. [Frank puts his hand on Tim's shoulder]
Tim: Aw, man. Aw, thanks. So, Frank, how did you get in the Porta-Potti business?
Frank: Well, you know, I just kind of fell into it.
Al: So, Frank, you wanna tell us how you keep these maintained?
Frank: Oh, you betcha, Al. You know, what I got is, I got me a big old 20-foot suction hose and I got that sucker hooked up to my pumper truck and on the back I got an 800-gallon tank.
Al: 800?
Frank: Yeah.
Tim: [grunts] You got it made, boy. Good job, huge hose and a big truck.
Frank: Well, that's true, Tim, but you know, there's one thing I don't get: Respect. You know, people walk up to one of these Porta-Potties and they look at it and they stand there and they say... "I'll wait."
Tim: That's gotta hurt, too. I like Porta-Potties. I like these things. I wish I had one next to my couch in the living room. During football season, I'd never have to leave the room.
Al: 'Course, everyone else would.