Quote from Jill in Wilson's Girlfriend
Wilson: Welcome, Taylors! My, my, my, what a lovely bromeliad. Tim: Wilson, I'm sorry Jill roped you into this. Jill: I did not rope him into this. He's excited. Aren't you excited? Wilson: Well, actually, I'm quite nervous. I haven't really dated in 20 years. Tim: Well, I can give you some pointers. Jill: Oh, great. This from the man who, on our first date, brought me a bouquet of spark plugs.