Jill: Hi, sweetie. How was your day?
Tim: Where are the boys?
Jill: Outside. [Tim goes outside] And how was my day? It was great. I went to school. It was real interesting.
Tim: [o.s.] I can't see them.
Jill: ... I came home. I washed the floor. I did the laundry. I had an affair.
Tim: Who are you talking to?
Jill: Evidently myself.