Jill: I don't even know why I bother talking to you. Couldn't you just be supportive?
Tim: All right, all right. I know it's horrible having a sister like Carrie. From the first moment I met her, I realized she's an obnoxious woman.
Jill: Why are you attacking my sister?
Tim: I thought that's what we were doing.
Jill: [sighs] I can trash her because I'm doing it out of love. Besides, she does have a few good points, you know.
Tim: You're right. First time I met her, I thought she was a very delightful woman. She's very attractive, fun, the kids love her. She's got a good job, she's interesting...
Jill: Please don't go that far.
Tim: From now on, you tell me how far you want me to go and I'll go there.