Al: You don't want to miss the beginning of Waiting For Godot. It's a very intricate play. I played Pozzo in high school.
Tim: Really? Junior or senior varsity?
Al: Pozzo is a character in the play. And if I do say so myself, I was the definitive Pozzo. I made him come alive.
Tim: Yeah, right, Al. You can barely make yourself come alive.