Quote from Mark in Let's Go to the Videotape
Mark: Guess what I have. Randy: Rabies. Mark: No. This videotape. I heard Mom and Dad arguing about it last night, so then I came down and got the tape. Randy: Hey, that was pretty sneaky. Brad: You know, Mark, if you keep this up, you might actually turn into a person. Mark: Thanks. I really wanna be a person.