Jill: Wait till you hear what I'm thinking about doing. I want to go back to college.
Tim: Are you gonna stay here or at the dorm?
Jill: I'm thinking about getting my master's in psychology. I'd have to take some undergrad courses, but what do you think?
Tim: Are you serious?
Jill: Yeah, I'm serious.
Tim: Jill, a master's degree will take forever.
Jill: It's OK. I like school.
Tim: Do you remember school? Homework, detention, being suspended, sitting in the corner.
Jill: Tim, they don't do that in college.
Tim: Oh, yeah?