Tim: Specialty Tool Week here on Tool Time. We're doing our salute... to salutes. [salutes like crazy]
Al: Tim. Could we...?
Tim: We bet we could, fella. Actually, we're doin' our salute to Binford's new line of tools just for the ladies.
Al: Like this. Binford's lightweight Lady Binford drill. It's 30% lighter, which every woman likes in a tool.
Tim: As well as herself.
Tim: Well, these tools are fine for home, but what about a woman out on a formal affair?
Al: Ah, well, for that, we recommend Binford's Gal on the Go evening bag. Heidi?
Audience: Whooh!
Tim: As you can see, sequins on the outside, tools on the inside.
Al: A broken heel? Not a problem. You have a small hammer with nails. Problem zipper? Not a problem. You have a set of pliers. Unsightly nose hair? Not a problem. Needle nose pliers. But let's face it, ladies, if you have unsightly nose hair, you're not invited out to many formal affairs anyway. Thank you, Heidi.
Heidi: Thank you, Tim.
Tim: But what about the woman that's not good with tools in general? For that, we recommend "The Tool Man" in a Tote. One quick pull... [A blow-up version of Tim inflates]