Tim: Hi. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor here. You all know my assistant Al Borland. We're here on location at a Habitat for Humanity job site. Now, Al's team and my team will be building a house similar to this one that's already been started.
Al: That's right, Tim, although one of us has stacked the deck.
Tim: I don't know what you're talking about, Al. Let's go down to the vacant lot and meet the teams, starting with the winning one - mine. All right, let's meet Team Taylor, shall we? John Elway from the Denver Broncos. Mile High guy, huh? Good-looking man, too. Sean Jones from the Houston Oilers. Ano... Another Mile High guy. Looks good in cotton, doesn't he? All right. Bill Pickel from the... Boy.
Bill Pickel: Little help, Tool Man?
Tim: New York Jets. All right. OK. And then Ken O'Brien from...
Ken O'Brien: Whoever will take me, Tim.
Tim: Philadelphia Eagles, of course. Now, we also have Evander Holyfield and Kelvin Pritchett from the Lions due here, but they're not here yet.
Sean Jones: Well, I've been waiting since 7:00 in the rain. Where are those guys?
Tim: Why don't you tell Holyfield you're unhappy?
Sean Jones: Well, maybe I will.
Tim: This could be interesting, huh? You guys ready to get some serious building done? [Tim leads the guys in a grunt]