Tim: Before we sign off, I'd like to tell you a little bit about some upcoming shows. Former president Jimmy Carter's favorite organization, Habitat for Humanity, will be here in Detroit, and Al and I will be helping 'em build.
Al: That's right. Habitat works with needy families and volunteers who get together and build affordable homes. They offer a hand up, not a handout.
Tim: Very well said, Al. For this special Habitat project, in association with the NFL, we'll be providing some celebrity volunteers - some of the Detroit Lions, from the Denver Broncos, John Elway, and the heavyweight champion of the world, Evander Holyfield - working with me, and alongside us will be common folk like Al and his friends.
Al: Tim and I will both be in charge of building a house, and we're going to do this in only three days.
Tim: [scoffs] Three days. I'll build my house in one day. That's including lunch, a nap and two hours in a Porta-potty.
Al: It's not a competition, Tim.
Tim: Really? I bet you can't even get near a Porta-potty after I've been in there two hours.