Tim: Now clean the drain plug out before put it in... and don't over-tighten it. Change your oil every 3,000 miles, your engine will last practically forever. All right, Al, let's get cleaned up.
Al: Now, when we're cleaning up, you wanna treat your tools like a member of your family.
Tim: That's right. Al even invites his tools over for Thanksgiving. Even his hammer-in-law.
Al: My point is, when you have a greasy tool, it's best to clean it up with Binford's Super Solvent. I might also add that this same solvent can clean engine parts when soaked overnight.
Tim: Overnight? What happens if you have that 2am hankering to rebuild your motor?
Al: Then you would wanna call 1-800-CUCKOO.
Tim: Al has that number on his speed dialer. The point I'm trying to make is, to get the real gunk off engine parts, I've come up with a new concoction. You dip it in this stuff, boy... Whew. Stand back. Whew! Boy. Dip those engine parts in there, they'll be so clean you can see yourself in 'em. In Al's case, that's not a real good idea, though. Dirty piston? A thing of the past in Tim Taylor's super-duper solvent. It's high-energy. [hissing]
Al: That's 1-800-C-U-C-K-O-O.