Tim: Honey, I don't need endless discussions to make a decision. Men assess a situation, boom - done.
Jill: Are you saying that men are more decisive than women?
Tim: Oh, it's a fact. [Jill scoffs] Come on. We don't shop for three hours for shoes and handbags. The first pair of shoes I see that fit, I buy 'em.
Jill: Even if they're sling-back heels?
Tim: If they fit.
Jill: You see? Just because men make hasty decisions doesn't mean that they're the right ones.
Tim: Men aren't yammerers.
Jill: Is that what you think? You think that I yammer?
Tim: Jill, you're a yammer-er.
Jill: Well, you're a yack-ass!