Al: Where did you get these fish? [Wilson removes his jacket hood to reveal a beanie hat which is covering his mouth]
Wilson: Well, when I was looking for your shanty, I found some very nice people whose cooler was overflowing. You know, they say the fishing's the best it's been up here in 12 years.
Al: I do not understand why we have not caught any fish.
Wilson: What is that rather pungent aroma?
Al: Oh, it's Tim's hand cleaner over there.
Wilson: Tim, I think I can explain to you why you didn't catch anything. You know, it's a well-known fact that fish are attracted to bait by the scent. However, if the bait is overridden with a more powerful smell such as cologne or hand cleaner that smells like... Sawdust? Then instead, the fish are repelled.
Al: Nice going, Tim.
Tim: You said you liked the smell of that.
Al: Well, I'm not a fish!