Jill: I'm trying a new recipe. I hope you all like it.
Ilene: Oh, I'm sure it'll be great. I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
Tim: [chokes] You're in luck. Jill cooked stallion.
Jill: Tim.
Tim: Did I say "stallion"? I meant "scallion." Big golden scallion.
Al: Tim, would you just...? Could you please...
Tim: I'm talking about scallions.
Al: I know what you're talking about.
Tim: Well, it's not like I said she's cooking bicycle shorts.