Quote from Tim in Dollars and Sense
Tim: Excuse me. My sons are interested in baseball cards as an investment, and they don't want to get ripped off. Salesman: Sorry, all we do is rip people off. Store policy. Tim: All right, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult you, Mr... Salesman: Ripoffer. Conman T. Ripoffer. Tim: From the famous Jack-the-Ripoffer family? Salesman: Don't worry, I'll give you a good price. Go browse. Tim: All right, thanks.