Brad: Man, I finally got through the introduction.
Randy: Man, by the time you finish that book, Jennifer's gonna be a grandmother.
Brad: Yeah, but if I wanna keep her, I have to get through it.
Randy: Why? You never read anything for a girl before.
Brad: Yeah, but this is junior high. You have to work a lot harder to impress the girls.
Randy: So sticking straws up your nose doesn't work anymore?
Brad: Oh, no. That's still big.