Tim: Hi, welcome to Tool Time. Boy, this is one of our favorite weeks of the year. Right, Al?
Al: That's right, Tim. It's our annual Lawn Care Week, right here on Tool Time.
Tim: And, you know, you're judged by the lawn you keep. Guys, we want people driving by our house and going: "Hey. There's a nice lawn. A real man lives there." But the women don't seem to care. They just drop their ThighMasters and go: "Hey, get out there and cut the grass, will ya?" 'Cause women don't understand. We do not "cut the grass." We mow the lawn. We feed it, we pamper it, we nurture it.
Al: We caress it.
Tim: Al. [whistles] Al. It's a piece of sod. You're not on shore leave, fella.