Jill: You are pathetic! Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
Tim: What am I?
Jill: Pathetic! None of this would have happened if you'd called her 20 years ago, the way you should have.
Tim: Well, if I'd called Stacey 20 years ago, I might be married to her. And you'd be sitting there with Al.
Jill: So, there's a downside here?
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Yeah?
Tim: You wouldn't get any more of this. [nibbles on Jill's ear]
Jill: You do this pretty well for a big, fat, lying weasel.