Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm reminded of what the Greek historian Herodotus said: "Where wisdom is called for, force is of little use."
Tim: Of course wisdom is the best way to go. But when a fat kid is slapping you around, you don't have time to be thinking about reciting the state capitals alphabetically.
Wilson: Well, that's interesting. Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta...
Tim: Wilson. Wilson!
Wilson: Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge...
Tim: You got a minute?
Wilson: Oh, I'm sorry, neighbor.
Tim: Do you think it's a bad idea to teach the kid karate?
Wilson: You just have to remember that when you give a boy a weapon like karate, that he's mature enough to know when to use it.
Tim: Yeah, he is a little kid, isn't he?
Wilson: Mm-hm.
Tim: Have a good day.
Wilson: Mm-hm. Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Carson City... Charleston! Cheyenne, Columbia...