Jill: So, tell me, Mr. Wedding Genius Expert, how would you plan a wedding?
Tim: Oh, easy. I'd go with that football theme. The old gridiron wedding. Have the minister stand up there, and - you know where he stands - you put a big... one of those wide-screen TVs, right behind him. So you can catch the play-offs. Then right at the right moment, the minister would say: "You may raise the helmet and kiss the bride." Then you'd spike the ball and carry her off.