Jill: Why can't we just stop and ask for directions?
Tim: Because we're almost there.
Jill: Tim, I have to be there early enough to be able to put my dress on.
Tim: We're close. Next sign you see will be North Adams. Right there, what does that say?
Jill: "Welcome to Ohio."
Tim: Well, we won't be needing that Michigan map now, will we?
Jill: If we hit Kentucky, I'm filing for divorce.