Al: And how was the first ballroom dancing class?
Tim: It went pretty good.
Jill: Oh, pretty good! It was a disaster. He threw the teacher across the room.
Al: You did?
Tim: Not. She said, "Spin me. Spin me." You'd think a former June Taylor Dancer could take a fall better than that.
Jill: Well, she might have been able to if she hadn't caught her chin on the piano.
Al: Well, I'm still free for tomorrow night for lesson number two.
Jill: I don't think so, Al. After she regained consciousness, Mrs. Keeney gave our description to the security guard.
Tim: She was so woozy she described us as an elderly Japanese couple.